Allons-y!

shoot I’m falling asleep at my laptop again

goodnight everyone!

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

(via speightedbreath)

astoldbyidiots said: “Anon”

yOU’RE THE ONE WHO ASKED ON ANON

• Question: How do you open a coconut? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  step one sacrifice a virgin step two summon satan step three make him braid your hair step four take him out to dinner step five shower him with compliments and gifts step six make him think he’s the only person you’ve ever loved step seven do the do step eight sneak away in the dead of night and leave a coconut in your place step nine he’ll use it to break open your skull like you broke open his heart step ten voila the coconut is split just like your head

• Question: How do you cut a mango? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  hang on let me show u

  

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_{“What will you sacrifice for what you believe?”}

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abwhoretion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

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amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

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(via emerald-soul)

It’s never gonna be over. There’s gonna be others. There’s always gonna be somethin’ to hunt.

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chris pine | c for men magazine

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speightedbreath:

timelordxvictorious15:

speightedbreath:

MY DRIVEWAY IS UNDERWATER!

MY 

DRIVEWAY

IS 

UNDER

WATER

• MY
• DRIVEWAY
• IS
• UNDER
• WATER

WHHY

because New Jersey thought it would be beneficial to flood all the fuck over everything

well that doesn’t seem very logical…